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Everybody knows that jocks rule, it’s a fact of life.  Jocks get all the babes. Just like the fact that everybody also loves a great pick up line, right?  There’s a certain je ne sais quoi to a seamlessly executed pick up line. You can hear angels sing and a bright light shines down. The only hard part is coming up with it on the spot, especially if you’ve had a few drinks. Below is a list of artfully constructed pick up lines so next time you hit up your local sports bar you’ll have the perfect thing to say.

“If I were a basketball player I’d be Shaquille O’Feel”

It’s risky but it has that perfect balance of both celebrity and sports. Make sure that you only use this one on somebody who watches basketball or at least watches commercials (sorry Netflix lovers). You don’t want that wild look from somebody who has no idea who Shaquille O’Neil is. Or maybe you do? I don’t know what you like. I’m not here to judge.  I’m just here to offer some pick up lines.  If it doesn’t work out you can always Shaquille O’Peel.  Warning: This line isn’t ideal for Lakers fans.

“I don’t know if you’ve ever been fishing but I think we should hookup”

Fishing is no longer related to a miserable Sunday morning forced to hang out with your grandfather on his boat. We won’t argue about whether fishing is a sport or not. If it’s on TV listed under sports, it is. This one is tricky and might not work on everyone but as the saying goes “there are plenty of fish in the sea.”

“If I had a soccer ball, would you kick it with me?”

Pick up lines often veer on the risky side. This one is a milder way of asking somebody to hang out. You’ll seem less creepy and more casual. Plus, who can resist something so cheeky? Caution: This pick up line may not work as well in Europe.  Alterations will have to be made for your visit to England.

“Too bad you’re not wearing your jersey. I’d love to get your name and number”

Great for all sports fans. You also obtain really pertinent information for a date if it goes as expected.  Also, perfect for Superbowl parties.  There’s always the person who dresses up. Hopefully they’ll whip out their smart phone immediately when you feed them this line. If it doesn’t work you can always stuff yourself with chicken wings and cry in the corner while the game goes on. This also may not work on someone who is actually wearing a jersey, but who knows maybe they will bring you home to see their collection of jerseys?

“Are you a Titans fan? Because you are the only Ten I see”

We’ve all heard the cheesy, but classic, Tennessee pick up line.  So, why not put your very own twist on it? The person will recognize the lame, ancient line but the fact that you added something to it makes it clever. If they are a football fan this will wildly impress them. If they know nothing about football they probably won’t pick up on it and their mind will revert to the overused line instantly making you a jerk.

” If you were a puck, I’d never shoot. Because I would always miss you”

Awh, a cheesy, romantic pick up line for our mushballs – or should I say puck up line? Canadians are some of the cutest people you’ll find and you’re going to want a really great and very polite pick up line for hockey season. It’s not easy finding someone to keep you warm through the cold winter but this just might help.

“Your putt looks great in those pants”

You could easily play innocent with this one. Country clubs are no longer a boring place. Golf games are long and everybody needs a partner to play with. Afterwards you can show off your sweet golf cart ride and head back to patio to share an Arnold Palmer. Just take a swing at it.

“I’d use a Packer’s line right now, but it’s just too cheesy.”

Even if you’re not in Wisconsin, there are enough Cheese heads out there for this line to work. Here’s another opportunity to poke fun at the line and show your sense of humor.  Try it out and make a play for the “end zone” so you don’t end up in the “friend zone”

All in all, the trick to pick up lines is conveying a sense of irony. Take a moment to laugh at yourself. You don’t want to be that imbecile who actually thinks they can get laid by seriously using one. Pick up lines are great ice breakers because nobody expects you to actually use them. Do however expect lots of eye rolls even if a smile, phone number and conversation does follow.

Maybe you’ve found a sports fan you’re interested in from the BeSocial interest pages.  Now you can find common ground quickly and send something witty.  Don’t sit on the sidelines, give these sports related pick-up lines a go!

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